Lightning Bolt Collector Gifts

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

Jupiter

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"They're comfortable."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Zeus's Caddy

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'He's been shot!'

Men talking about the boots of the period

Ad Valorem

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Lighthouse switch

The house that Ruth built.

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

"You didn't shake out your boot."

Spot Light

Mon is reading by the light of the eye of providence.

"It looks like burn out to me."

The Cheese God

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

Larvae Lamps.

"It's gonna be tough trying to fill your pa's boots, Jake."

Frankenstein D.I.Y.

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"Baby, I dig a big boned gal."