Lightning Bolt Collector Pillows

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

Jupiter

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"They're comfortable."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Zeus's Caddy

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Ad Valorem

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

Men talking about the boots of the period

'He's been shot!'

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Maple syrup and milk collection.

Lighthouse switch

Spot Light

The house that Ruth built.

"You didn't shake out your boot."

Mon is reading by the light of the eye of providence.

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

The whole "lasts longer" thing isn't really necessary here in eternity.

"It looks like burn out to me."

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

Larvae Lamps.

The Cheese God

Frankenstein D.I.Y.