Lightning Lovers Prints

'Golly Granny, I told you it wasn't safe to catch lightning bugs while it's raining.'

'Do you think I like to throw down a bolt and hit the wrong guy?'

Local Knowledge

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Zeus's Caddy

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Lighthouse Beam.

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

"I stand corrected..."

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

Canute Does It Again

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"I can't wait to put them on."

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'