Tuba Aficionado Prints

"The staff has been complaining about how you're spending your break time."

One-man band rehearsal.

"We've had complaints about your self-isolating, sir..."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Omara Portuondo

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Artifishial Intelligence

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"I think it loves us."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

A school of fish.

Thomas Cranmer

Dolphin

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

Bacterial Cultural Center

Topical fish have a need to keep up with current events,

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

Eel-mail

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Hi Mom!

Musician

'My programmer doesn't understand me.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

A tuba and love hearts

"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."

Mine Host.

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

'He has high blood pressure. You'll have to keep him in a salt substitute, water tank.'

England.

Diver

Alcohol Ingredients

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"