Tudor Fan Pillows

Henry VIII

Queen Elizabeth I

Tudor Grammar. Anne Boleyn. Anne Bowlin'.

Thomas Wolsey

Walter Raleigh

Executioner with golf bag full of axes

"No, it's not a scribe's error. I'm setting a trend!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Bloody Mary

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

William Shakespeare

Thomas Cranmer

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

Thor's Other Tools

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Lady Jane Grey

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

Pizza Shard

Edmund Spenser

Frankie and Annette.

Elizabeth I

Pallbearers sitting around radio: 'This just in! Tributes are pouring in for the legendary tenor Pavarotti, who passed away earlier today....'

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

'Don't you think its time you packed in doing press ups?'

Go Britain!

"I'm failing 16th century British History, so now I have to get a Tudor."

Summon King Henry's bugle teacher! Bring on the Tudor Tooter Tutor!

"Swipe left." Henry VIII

'I'm giving my tortoise a white knuckle ride!'

Henry VIII

1588: Queen Elizabeth I returns from her holidays