Tudors Pillows

Henry VIII

Henry VIII and his Six Wives

Thomas Cranmer

The No No No's

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

William Shakespeare

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Lady Jane Grey

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

Edmund Spenser

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

Elizabeth I

"I'm failing 16th century British History, so now I have to get a Tudor."

Henry VIII

"Swipe left." Henry VIII

Thomas Wolsey

1588: Queen Elizabeth I returns from her holidays

Henry VIII

Queen Elizabeth I

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

'No, dear, I don't see that this violates our prenuptial agreement.'

"Oh, I always let Howard stuff the turkey....he was a gynecologist you know!"

"No, it's not a scribe's error. I'm setting a trend!"

Walter Raleigh

'As far as I can make out the only difference between me and Henry VIII is that I had my six wives at the same time!'

"Here's an idea. Why don't I just chop her head off?!"

'...he loves me, he love me not, he loves me, he...he...'

Elizabeth I says: 'You've named one of the American colonies after me? I can't wait to visit Betty!'

"Half a kingdom you promised me."

"No, they're no low-rise. It only looks that way because you're taller than me."