Tudors Gifts

Henry VIII

Henry VIII and his Six Wives

Thomas Cranmer

The No No No's

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

William Shakespeare

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Lady Jane Grey

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

Edmund Spenser

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

Elizabeth I

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

Executioner with golf bag full of axes

"I'm failing 16th century British History, so now I have to get a Tudor."

Summon King Henry's bugle teacher! Bring on the Tudor Tooter Tutor!

Henry VIII

1588: Queen Elizabeth I returns from her holidays

"Swipe left." Henry VIII

Thomas Wolsey

Queen Elizabeth I

Henry VIII

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

Walter Raleigh

"No, it's not a scribe's error. I'm setting a trend!"

'As far as I can make out the only difference between me and Henry VIII is that I had my six wives at the same time!'

"Oh, I always let Howard stuff the turkey....he was a gynecologist you know!"

'No, dear, I don't see that this violates our prenuptial agreement.'

"Here's an idea. Why don't I just chop her head off?!"

'...he loves me, he love me not, he loves me, he...he...'

"What? Banned from another dating site?"