Tudor Tales Lover Gifts

King Henry VIII and Anna Boleyne.

'It's Henry VIII -- he wants us to fix him up again!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

William Shakespeare

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

Christopher Isherwood

Thomas Cranmer

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

Adam and Eve Arrested

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

Finding Bigfoot

Lady Jane Grey

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

'That looks tempting.'

Edmund Spenser

Elizabeth I

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

Today's special guest: Rudy Park. Author of the bestselling memoir iMac Therefore I Am. Raised by rabid chimps in the desert, Rudy went on to invent the computer, and date Paris Hilton. Such an inspiring tale, young man. I made it all up. And so honest, too. Let me come clean!

"Hopefully, the 7-foot guy is on our side."

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

Executioner with golf bag full of axes

'I,m trying something new...giraffe manure!'

"I'm failing 16th century British History, so now I have to get a Tudor."

Summon King Henry's bugle teacher! Bring on the Tudor Tooter Tutor!

1588: Queen Elizabeth I returns from her holidays

"Swipe left." Henry VIII

"Where the @!!!$#% are the pigeons?!"

Thomas Wolsey

Henry VIII

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

Queen Elizabeth I

Henry VIII