Throne Aficionado Gifts

Dog steals the throne.

A king returns to his throne to find his dog sitting on it wearing his crown.

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"It is we."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

Thor's Other Tools

"It beats flying for your food."

'This is the emergency drone speaking...get out of the way, as of now you are replaced!'

The Queen

Knight Vision

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

"Darn technology."

'My client will give up the castle, as long as it is not an admission of defeat.'

"Seriously? After binoculars and massive camera zooms, now drones! Darn bird-watchers!"

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"