Thor Admirer Gifts

Hammer of God

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

The Reaper's Arms

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Sloth 10K.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Moon: Made in China

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Remarkably Richmond

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"You dressed!"

Thor's Other Tools

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'Nevermore.'

The Clown Hit

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Edgar Allan Poe

Euphemistic.

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

Pizza London Eye

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.