Thor Admirer Mugs

Hammer of God

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

The Reaper's Arms

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Moon: Made in China

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Remarkably Richmond

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"You dressed!"

Thor's Other Tools

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

The Clown Hit

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'Nevermore.'

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

Edgar Allan Poe

Euphemistic.

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

Pizza London Eye

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.

"God must have been very pleased."