Britain Admirer Mugs

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

"He's his own worst enemy."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

The Frog Prince

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

A watch face with Stonehenge

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

Princess Anne

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Jester Surgeon

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"Nevermore."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Victorian Gentleman

The evidence destroyed

Remarkably Richmond

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

Scientist seen on loch.

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'