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The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

"He's his own worst enemy."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

The Frog Prince

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

A watch face with Stonehenge

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Princess Anne

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

Jester Surgeon

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Boy whistling at crackers.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"Nevermore."

Victorian Gentleman

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

Remarkably Richmond

The evidence destroyed

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

Scientist seen on loch.

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'