Brit-pop Admirer T-Shirts

Deep Down

George Michael

Jarvis Cocker

Science fiction fans on other planets

The last song before the party exploded.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Remarkably Richmond

Elton John

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Justin Timberlake

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Geri Halliwell.

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

Gogglebollox: Our Queen at 90

'The cheek of it! Look, someone's left a piece of litter next to this exhibit.'

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

ABBA

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

At the CD shop.

Pizza London Eye

Hell's busker

Celine Dion

Paul McCartney

Liam Gallagher

Suggs.

Leaning on a Lamp post

Regina Ilyinichna Spektor

London Town Crier

Morrissey

Kylie.