Thriller Admirer Gifts

The Clown Hit

Reading my Critics

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Scarpia from Tosca

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Comedy and tragedy masks

The Philip Marlow family

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Milkin' Impossible

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"Young Montague's full of himself."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Newton's Law and Order.

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Young Stephen King

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

Janet Leigh

'Can you keep a secret?'

Murderous Chef

Hannibal "I turned down the part of one of his meals."