Trifle Admirer Mugs

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

bird interprets modern art

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"We haven't danced in ages."

Prisoner still life painting.

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

'Picasso'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"It's a great work!"

"You know I hate birthdays!"

Tortoises breakdancing

Cover story: Picasso

Landscape Artists

'Why, yes madam, these are my paintings. How did you know?'

The Clown Hit

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Tiger

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'