Trifle Enthusiast Mugs

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Triangle

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Ike and Tina Turtle.

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'I'm going to be a little late.'

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

Turtle Home

"My doctor told me to get more exercise by walking a pet, but he didn't specify it had to be a dog."