Trifle Enthusiast Mugs

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Triangle

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

Well, the doctor said you have to wear it until you stop biting your stitches.

Ike and Tina Turtle.

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Turtle Home

"How nice. A truffle."