Truffle Aficionado Mugs

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"Now, get down to accounting and find some truffles."

'This is my uncle Harry: He made his fortune sniffing for truffles in France...'

'This is my uncle Harry: He made his fortune sniffing for truffles in France...'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'I would kill for a truffle.'

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"How nice. A truffle."

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Black Truffles!

Doctors at 'St. Bernard Hospital' wearing kegs.

Dieting is for losers.

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

"They were only supposed to find truffles, but then they found Roger - a man who curiously smells a lot like truffles."

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

'I warn you; I'm no pig to be truffled with

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

The Plant Place - Drought special!

"Well, Mr. Hicks, your resume looks quite impressive and of course, the fact that you can sniff out truffles is a plus!"

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

"Your perfume is driving me crazy. It smells like truffles."

Truffles for Sale

"We were leasing land to a guy running a truffle farm in france. He skipped out, but we were able to recover some of his assets."

Cooking.

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

Happy Valentine's Day, Millennial,

"Sorry we missed the heist - we got sidetracked when Roscoe selled some truffles."

'Truffles again?'

Well-aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?