Black-truffle Devotee Mugs

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Happy Hour

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Just don't let the old man get you down.

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Halloween Selfie

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

'I would kill for a truffle.'

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

IT security.

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"How nice. A truffle."

"Something nocturnal."

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

"They were only supposed to find truffles, but then they found Roger - a man who curiously smells a lot like truffles."

Black Truffles!

"She has perfected her micro-nap to look as though she is thinking."

Witches Brew

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

'I warn you; I'm no pig to be truffled with