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'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Senta jumps into the sea

Robocop and Juliet.

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

Koko pleads with the Mikado

Medical Examinations.

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Tristan and Isolde

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Red hot little combo

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

The Thinker

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

"There's the mailman!"

Actor talking to unimpressed child

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

'But what do you sell?'