Organization Admirer Pillows

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Wotan with eye patch

Robocop and Juliet.

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

"Happy Birthday!"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

Red hot little combo

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Sharp Eyes

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

The Thinker

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

"There's the mailman!"

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Actor talking to unimpressed child

'Oh, God I have to talk to a *****! Human!'

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

"I won't date an AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."