Black And White Admirer Pillows

'Black and white'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Cut!

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Prisoner still life painting.

"You know I hate birthdays!"

'Picasso'

"It's a great work!"

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

Cover story: Picasso

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'Why, yes madam, these are my paintings. How did you know?'

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

Rembrandt's Selfies

Landscape Artists

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

The Big Picture

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

'It's from his, ‘Hey, my kid could do better than that' period.'