Black And White Film Admirer Pillows

Marlene Dietrich

Charlie Chaplin

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Reese Witherspoon

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Buster Keaton

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

Charlie Chaplin

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"And to think I always thought you walked with an ominous elegance like Henry Fonda."

007's Dating Mishaps

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.

A potato's favourite video

Clark Gable.

"...and this TV was designed specially for watching basketball!"

'Come to think of it, I don't dream in colour either.'

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

If Mary Poppins had drifted in Oz instead of Professor Marvel.

Black and white painting.

Reaction to movie Brokeback Mountain.

"Help yourselves to dips."

"I knew it. All Shemp episodes."

"No?"

"You laughing at my mule?"

"The slave Spartacus has picked this week's lottery numbers!"

Film Noir / Film Bleu

In the Waterfront

"Should we watch the movie whose title we can't remember or the one whose title we can't pronounce?"

"He's been upset since they colorized 'It's a Wonderful Life,' and I think it's finally pushed Him over the edge!"

"He was sent as part of the 'home cinema' package we got in the sales."

Mysterious stranger wonders who he, himself, is.

"I've watched this a million times -- I wish they'd make some new old movies."