Visiting Lighthouses Pillows

'We were just passing so....'

Local Knowledge

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Lighthouse Beam.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

A meeting on the pier

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

The Lemmings of Montauk

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Walking the dog.

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Lighthouse

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

Replacement Lighthouse

"Delivery."

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

It is hip to put a lampshade on your head at a party only if it is an art lamp.

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

Moon and Lighthouse

"The foghorn is broken."

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

Lighthouse has energy efficient bulb.

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

'Petersen, you're fired!'

"Why did you pull the plug?! It was a burnt out bulb....that's all."

"She's a rescue."

"Well I think it looks nice"

'Trick or Treat!'