Collecting Lighthouses Pillows

'I should never have let the moth try steering.'

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

Replacement Lighthouse

'Lighting up again? That's a bad habit.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Lighthouse supplies...

"No father, when I say the man upstairs is angry, I mean my husband."

Local Knowledge

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Lighthouse Beam.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

A meeting on the pier

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

The Lemmings of Montauk

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Lighthouse

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"Delivery."

"It looks like burn out to me."

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

Lighthouse has energy efficient bulb.

End of crisis

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

Moon and Lighthouse

Cola Observatory

1749 - While grabbing a lamp before retrieving jerky from the cellar, Ben Franklin discovers static electricity.

"The foghorn is broken."

Fishbowl Vampire Castle

'Petersen, you're fired!'

"She's a rescue."