Collecting Telescopes Pillows

Cola Observatory

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Waking Up With Rooster.

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

The hour of justice

"You're late."

Venice 1609: Someone plays a practical joke on Galileo. . .

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Spiv

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"Since you've been watching me on my planet, I was hoping you could tell me where I lost my phone."

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

Death Watch

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."