Telescope Enthusiasts Pillows

Patrick Moore

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

Hospital Departments

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Musical Eye Test

'No cheating'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

You need a new reading light

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Illuminating agricultural production

"I'm your sun!"

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

Man lighting ceiling candle

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

Eye test telescope.

Scientist collects star as it falls out of telescope

Autumn equinox - plant bulbs for spring equinox

"Good . . . no read the next line."

"I told you not to look directly at the sun!"

End of crisis

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

Artist and night

Pandemic End