Telescope Enthusiasts Mugs

Patrick Moore

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

Hospital Departments

Musical Eye Test

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'No cheating'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

You need a new reading light

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Illuminating agricultural production

"I'm your sun!"

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

Thanks for helping, Twig! Tree's Tree Nursery. It's winter. I didn't think you'd be so busy. Christmas greens, bulb forcing and holiday plants keep me in business. Thankfully, gardens go dormant

Man lighting ceiling candle

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

My turn! I spy, with my little eye

"I told you not to look directly at the sun!"

End of crisis

Scientist collects star as it falls out of telescope

Autumn equinox - plant bulbs for spring equinox

"Good . . . no read the next line."

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

Reading over someone's shoulder.

How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!

Eye test telescope.

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

US destroys Dangerous Satellite.