Telescope Fanatic Mugs

"They've named a star cluster, and the woman across the street's bedroom, after me."

'Tall ship in view'

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'Can our software do that?'

Cut!

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Boy pilot.

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

The First Kite

Hospital Departments

Miami Mice

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

As Seen Watching TV

Larry King

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Musical Eye Test

'No cheating'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Homing pigeons in therapy.

"Let's just binge watch this."

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'