Telescope Nerd Mugs

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

The Computer Bore

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Alien David statue

"Houston, we have a problem."

Ascent of Machine.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Vaccine

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Cliff Notes

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Why giraffes hate winter

"Nasty sunburn."

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."