Lava Lamp Collector T-Shirts

A volcano in bed with a lava lamp on the bedside table

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Punt Cake

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Volcaniax

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"Hoarder."

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Flower lamp.

The beer idea.

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"I call it angle-poise"

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."