Lava Lamp Collector Prints

A volcano in bed with a lava lamp on the bedside table

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Punt Cake

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

Volcaniax

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"Hoarder."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"I call it angle-poise"

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

The beer idea.

Flower lamp.

The bulb family leaves for vacation