Lava Lamps T-Shirts

A volcano in bed with a lava lamp on the bedside table

"Bob's only attracted to lava lamps."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Volcaniax

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Flower lamp.

The beer idea.

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"I call it angle-poise"

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Knight Light.

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

Iceland volcano

Illuminating agricultural production

Nuclear energy?

The Age of Enlightenment

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'

"He's got to have his morning coffee. We call him Java Man."

Book tied to a lamp.

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Illuminated Manuscript.

"I graduated magma cum laude."

Florence Nightingale

"It looks like burn out to me."

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."