Lava Lamps Mugs

A volcano in bed with a lava lamp on the bedside table

"Bob's only attracted to lava lamps."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Volcaniax

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"I call it angle-poise"

Flower lamp.

The beer idea.

The bulb family leaves for vacation

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Knight Light.

Illuminating agricultural production

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

Nuclear energy?

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

Iceland volcano

The Age of Enlightenment

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'

"He's got to have his morning coffee. We call him Java Man."

Illuminated Manuscript.

"I graduated magma cum laude."

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Book tied to a lamp.

Florence Nightingale