Rock Lamp Aficionado T-Shirts

"You and your crazy ideas."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Man, times have changed.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Not-so-easy listening...

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

The first animation.

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

Flower lamp.

The beer idea.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

"I call it angle-poise"

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Knight Light.

Illuminating agricultural production