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"You and your crazy ideas."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'Man, times have changed.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Mark Knopfler.

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Nick Cave

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Not-so-easy listening...

Nick Cave

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

The first animation.

Nick Cave

Mick Jagger.

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

The beer idea.

The bulb family leaves for vacation

Now play some Metallica!

Flower lamp.

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"I call it angle-poise"

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Tony Iommi

Knight Light.

Jimi Hendrix