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Goth Moths

'It's just so easy when the targets are floodlit.'

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Remarkably Richmond

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Fine Print Letters

"I call it angle-poise"

"Bailey! That's not funny!!"

The beer idea.

Flower lamp.

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Knight Light.

'Home sweet home'.

Pizza London Eye

Illuminating agricultural production

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Man reading in lamp

How much for the lamp post?

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

Nuclear energy?

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'