Lamppost Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Yes... he does over fourty lamposts to the gallon!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

The beer idea.

"Your bone."

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"I call it angle-poise"

Fine Print Letters

Flower lamp.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Knight Light.

Man reading in lamp

Nuclear energy?

Illuminating agricultural production

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

How much for the lamp post?

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Book tied to a lamp.

Illuminated Manuscript.

Florence Nightingale

"It looks like burn out to me."

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

Post Office Worker.

1749 - While grabbing a lamp before retrieving jerky from the cellar, Ben Franklin discovers static electricity.