Lamppost Legends T-Shirts

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Cat Reunion

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Suburban Legend

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"Your bone."

Flower lamp.

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

Fine Print Letters

The bulb family leaves for vacation

The beer idea.

"I call it angle-poise"

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Knight Light.

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Illuminating agricultural production

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

How much for the lamp post?

Nuclear energy?

Man reading in lamp

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'