Lamppost Legends T-Shirts

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Cat Reunion

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

Ted Hughes

Suburban Legend

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

The beer idea.

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

"I call it angle-poise"

"Your bone."

Fine Print Letters

Flower lamp.

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Knight Light.

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

Nuclear energy?

Man reading in lamp

How much for the lamp post?

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Illuminating agricultural production

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'