Lamppost Enthusiast Gifts

'Yes... he does over fourty lamposts to the gallon!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"I call it angle-poise"

"Your bone."

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

Fine Print Letters

The beer idea.

Flower lamp.

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Knight Light.

How much for the lamp post?

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

Nuclear energy?

Illuminating agricultural production

Man reading in lamp

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Illuminated Manuscript.

Book tied to a lamp.

Florence Nightingale

"It looks like burn out to me."

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

It is hip to put a lampshade on your head at a party only if it is an art lamp.

Post Office Worker.

1749 - While grabbing a lamp before retrieving jerky from the cellar, Ben Franklin discovers static electricity.

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."