Lamp Post Decorator Gifts

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Filet minion

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Hammer

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Yard Sale

"Can that be right?"

Pinata Trophies

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Jackson Pollock the Spider

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."