Lamp Post Decorator Mugs

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Filet minion

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Pinata Trophies

Yard Sale

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

The Hammer

"Can that be right?"

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Dare to be different.