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"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"You're going to hate yourself."

Tut and Carmen.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Victor Hugo

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Out To Lurch

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

Iliadette.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Robocop and Juliet.

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Multi-Generational Books

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Scarpia from Tosca

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"