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"So what if I read gothics all the time? To Eyre is human!"

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

"He came with the office."

'Why did Oliver Twist?'

Jane Air

"I know it's a classic. But I could only get halfway through it."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Best before 65 million BC.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Adult Barbershop

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

American Pastry

"How was the play!"

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

... Scooby or not Scooby ... The bard is trying to think of a name for Hamlet's dog.

Lorne Greene

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'Dauber Micawber'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

Stainglass Windows '33

"Previously on..."

Elvis' autopsy

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

The 3 Stooges Diner. Free Pie. Hah! I know better than to fall for that!

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."