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"So what if I read gothics all the time? To Eyre is human!"

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

"He came with the office."

'Why did Oliver Twist?'

"I know it's a classic. But I could only get halfway through it."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

Best before 65 million BC.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Adult Barbershop

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

"How was the play!"

American Pastry

Stainglass Windows '33

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

"Previously on..."

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Dauber Micawber'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

Oliver plucks up spirit

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."