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Still Waiting For Something To Turn Up, Mr. Micawber Is Ignored

The ghost of unanswered emails past

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

Little Dorrit - Mr Baptist Is Supposed to Have Seen Something

Moby the Private Dick: 'Ever get the feeling you're being watched.'

"Sara, we think you have a Dostoyevsky problem."

Mr Pinch is Amazed by a Sudden Apparition

Under the plane tree

Trilby - 'Sorrowfully, arm in arm'.

Gustave Flaubert

RJ YOMP 1815-1853...swashbuckled.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Honoré de Balzac

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Out To Lurch

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Sock Puppet in Literature

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Solar Frankenstein

Treasure Island Book.

To read or not to read?

Moby Dick

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Tower Hamlets

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.