Classic Novel Lover Gifts

Still Waiting For Something To Turn Up, Mr. Micawber Is Ignored

The ghost of unanswered emails past

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

Little Dorrit - Mr Baptist Is Supposed to Have Seen Something

Moby the Private Dick: 'Ever get the feeling you're being watched.'

"Sara, we think you have a Dostoyevsky problem."

Mr Pinch is Amazed by a Sudden Apparition

Under the plane tree

Trilby - 'Sorrowfully, arm in arm'.

Gustave Flaubert

RJ YOMP 1815-1853...swashbuckled.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Honoré de Balzac

Out To Lurch

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Sock Puppet in Literature

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Solar Frankenstein

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

To read or not to read?

Treasure Island Book.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Moby Dick