'We don't do caroling anymore, sir. We'll give you an URL where you can download the greatest Christmas songs!'
Modern Carol Lover Gifts
Looking for gifts that resonate with the modern carol lover in your life? Discover a curated collection of witty, festive, and creative items that capture the joy and humor of holiday caroling with a contemporary twist. Perfect for those who love to spread cheer with a bit of flair, our products blend humor, creativity, and holiday spirit to make every singing session memorable.
"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"
7 More Dwarfs
"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."
"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."
'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'
"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."
Shepherds washed their socks by night.
Bling Crosby.
"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."
Friday night was always sext night.
'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'
The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.
Choirboy
Modern Charm
'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'
Four calling birds...three French hens...two turtle doves... This is my favourite part.
'You call that carol singing?'
"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."
Christmas choir
Updated Fables. The Ant And The Grasshopper … And The Mosquito. IRS.
A band rendition of Silent Night.
Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge.
Congregation
"Lady lush has another busy day."
Ding dong merrily on us!
Christmas songs
Policeman says to the Little Drummer Boy: 'Your neighbours have been complaining about the constant pa-rum-pa-pum-pum.'
Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night
Scrooge and his piggy bank
It's been a long time, Rudy. Sixteen months, two weeks, four days, sixteen hours, seven minutes. You're kidding me. There's an iPhone app. It tracks the crucial experiences in my life. I'm kidding you. Did you just make a joke at the expense of yourself and your device? I'm impressed. Sorry device. I'll make it up to you, darling.
"He must be really serious to send you something a permanent as an email."
"We wish you a Merry Moo-Moo..."
Driving home for Christmas
"Do you take this person for better or worse, rich or poor, in sickness even with a high co-pay?"
Modern Carol Lover Gifts Collection
Modern Carol Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the modern carol lover. Brighten their mornings with witty, festive designs every sip they take will bring holiday cheer.
Modern Carol Lover Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that celebrate the joy of modern caroling. Perfect for decorating a festive space with humor, warmth, and style.
Modern Carol Lover Prints
Bring holiday humor and modern style into your home with our witty art prints. Perfect for the carol lover who appreciates a creative, festive touch.
Modern Carol Lover T-Shirts
Find stylish t-shirts that let modern carol lovers showcase their festive spirit. Ideal for holiday parties, casual gatherings, or seasonal wear with a humorous twist.