Caroling Aficionado Gifts

The Little Dumber Boy

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"Great set of pipes!"

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

Christmas Dwarves

Bling Crosby.

"Do you hear what I hear?"

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

"Problem is, it's the only song he knows."

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Choirboy

Church Hymn

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

Theatrical Christmas.

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon..."

Coventry Carol

Albert Camus

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Coarse Fishing.