Carroll Aficionado Gifts

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'The Burrito King.'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Only Clowns

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

"There's something very funny about those two!"

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

'Secondhand smoke.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

Through the Looking Glass - King Demands a Ham Sandwich

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

'Seriously folks...'

'It's lonely at the big top.'

'I called in serious today.'

Birth Cake

"In this department, words mean just what I choose them to mean."

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

"What? Too soon?"

'Well, I wouldn't exactly describe it as a monster...'