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Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'The Burrito King.'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Only Clowns

"There's something very funny about those two!"

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'Secondhand smoke.'

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

'I called in serious today.'

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

'It's lonely at the big top.'

Birth Cake

Through the Looking Glass - King Demands a Ham Sandwich

"What? Too soon?"

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

'Seriously folks...'

'Well, I wouldn't exactly describe it as a monster...'