Lewis Carroll Fan Gifts

Alice in Wonderland - Vain Lobster

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Clears the Dinner Table

Through the Looking Glass - King Demands a Ham Sandwich

'How will we know we've reached the land where the bong-trees grow - we've never seen a bong-tree!'

Aurora Borealis in Wonderland.

'Secondhand smoke.'

"In this department, words mean just what I choose them to mean."

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

RAF plane ride.

Choirboy

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."

"He only likes me when it's through the looking glass."

Dr. Ernie answers your questions about aging. A reader asks, "Dear Dr. Ernie, what will deteriorate fastest as I get older?" Medicare.

The Snowmans take a summer holiday.

"It's the call of Cthulhu."

Christmas choir

'This isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be Iron Man!

A band rendition of Silent Night.

The Booty Call of Cthulhu

Through the Looking Glass - The Knight's Song

'This pole dancing is fun.'

Christmas songs

Congregation

This apartment is bigger than mine!

Carousel Ride

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

No ultimatum. Please give.

I'm glad "Fantastic Four" flopped. It was made by 20th Century Fox. Not Marvel Studios. The "X-Men," "Spider-Man" and "Fantastic Four" movies we've seen for the last 16 years aren't actually real. If a Marvel hero does not exist in the same universe as "The Avengers," then he's just an imposter and I don't care whether he saves his fake world or not. "The Church of Marvel," founded A.D. 2015. You're a false god, Hugh Jackman!